Important Cats in my life
First of all, I love all cats, and they are all important. But here's a few of them that are especially important to me...
Vader (Darth Vader)
My sisters first cat, he was an evil genius that was born to rule the galaxy (not really, I just made him out to be that way, he was a nice cat really). I created a Twitter account to celebrate his many achievements and failures in taking over the world. Eventually this account became automated. Vader spent most of his early life trying to escape. Here is Vader's family album to look at if you want more Vader in your life
R.I.P. Vader
Yoda
Yoda was my sisters second and current cat, and he went from adorably tiny, to absolutely massive in six months, this cat is more evil than Vader, and very bitey too. I got as far as creating a Twitter account for Yoda, but never automated it before the Pi died
LOOK AT THAT FLOOFY TAIL!
Olly
Olly is my girlfriends cat, he's an orange boi and quite grumpy sometimes, he is much older than the kittens. He is named after Olly Murs. He's either in and asleep/begging for food, or out patrolling the neighbourhood, checking everything is in order
Olly is the boss and shows his authority towards the kittens often
Charlie (Sir Charlie of Floofington)
Charlie is a black and white floof that spent all his early life trying to escape, but is a very affectionate cat, especially at 5am
He is currently trying to find food, always starving hungry, literally all the time, he's becoming a bit chonky now, so may have to go on a diet soon
Charlie has an annoying habit of going out in the rain at night, then coming in to tell us about it when we're asleep, I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere
Coco (Madam Coco of Voidshire)
Charlie and Coco came as a bonded pair, she is a little void kitty, a smol house panther, meaning she is very tricky to get decent photos of. Coco spends most of her life climbing, walls, curtains, legs, anything she can get her claws into, which was fun before she was allowed into the out
She does like a fuss to be made about her
Rose (Miss Rose)
So cute, but super sharp claws and teeth, another floofy kitten that causes trouble wherever she goes. When can kittens go into the out again?
Rose is probably attacking the curtains, sofa, or something else of mine as you read this, but she has a super loud purr, which makes up for it all
Charlie, Coco, and Rose are named after Robbie Williams's Children as the girlfriend is a bit of a fan, and along with Olly are served by myself and my girlfriend
New Kittens
Rose is no longer the Kitten of the group... All the cats would like to welcome the new Kittens Ronan and Duffy. Well, they would like to, but they're too annoyed to do so, so the Hoomans will have to do it instead!
Ronan (Annoying kitten #1)
New Kitten Ronan likes cuddles and purring, with the occasional zoomie attack
Duffy (Annoying kitten #2)
The other new Kitten Duffy like destroying the house and being either asleep or in a constant state of zoomies
All bow down to the glory that is our new feline overlords!
For more cat action check out the rest of my cat pages on my site Vader's family album, Twitterbots, Cat memes, and The future leader of the universe, as well as the @floofyandthevoid Instagram account where the daily antics of Olly, Charlie, Coco, and Rose are featured
LONG LIVE ALL CATS ❤❤❤❤
